ok, this made it worth it

Alrighty, so in the midst of yet another morning I really would have preferred to be in bed, I get this quote spewed out during lecture:

"The Federal Government was like a Pygmy".

Yes. The Federal Government of the United States was compared in simile form to a FRIGGING PYGMY.

It made the fact that I was, in fact, awake and functioning a little more tolerable.